Why put a theater on top of a mountain?

There’s a theater on top of this one mountain. What a stupid idea. What’s particularly preferable to putting a theater on a mountain as opposed to many other, more logical places? So that frumpy-ass people who probably couldn’t hike more than 100 feet can burn fossil fuel to get all the way up to the top? To cause traffic congestion on top of the mountain? To fill up all the parking so that hikers won’t be able to go there?

They could have a theater on a lawn somewhere, on regular land, at the base of the mountain. How stupid to put it on a mountain. Just another highly-excessive waste by the entitled fascists.

If people had ridden bicycles or hiked up there that would be one thing. But a bunch of frumpy-ass people all driving up there, polluting the mountain to see a play doesn’t make sense.

Then there are the loud motorcycles going up and down the mountain. In any sane part of the world people are arrested for creating such severe disturbances. Why aren’t people who create such severe disturbances punished here? Because the fascists here are feeble-minded and incompetent. They would rather have a developmentally-disabled population of flunkies.